rude is a crass PalmOS app that generates naughty sentences. Its entire purpose is to be puerile.
The second app I wrote (but the first I finished to a stage I was happy to release in) is based on a small piece of code that was floating around the Internet, and send to me by my friend Balial. It took me about 2.5 hours to complete this one :) Anyway, you run it, and it generates random rude sentences from lists of words.
rude is released under the GNU General Public License.
The latest version of rude can be found here. Source code is in the tarball, precompiled binaries for the Palm are in the zips.
Send any patches or suggestions to Jamie Wilkinson. Comments regarding the offensiveness and unsuitability for children of this program will be ignored, so don't bother.